As a baby, one of Noozdawg's first words was "Buick." He has spent the rest of his life repairing the damage done to his psyche by extended exposure to fake portholes, Landau roofs, and simulated woodgrain applique.
At 3, he taught himself to read by checking out the auto dealer ads in the Michigan Bell Yellow Pages. At 7, he had the biggest collection of Matchbox cars on Windemere Avenue. At 9, he got his first subscription to "Car And Driver" magazine ... a love affair which continues to this day. He currently toils in obscurity at a television station in the Midwest.